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DONK Sticker Pack

Pack contains 3 designs with 8 stickers of each design, 24 stickers total.

Proceeds from the packs will be donated directly to «No Name Kitchen» (https://www.nonamekitchen.org/en/), an aid organisation assisting people on the move in Bosnia & Serbia.

All of these stickers were made as a JOKE. Any copyright infringements were entirely intentional but this is literally a charity pack of stickers so if you send your lawyers after us, well SHAME ON YOU.

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LISTEN CLOSE.

CAN YOU HEAR IT ?

THAT'S THE SOUND OF MILLIONS OF BANGING DONKS GATHERING ON A HILL OUTSIDE YOUR TOWN.

THEY WILL MASS AND BUILD UNTIL PEAK DONK HAS BEEN REACHED. THEN, AND ONLY THEN, WILL THE DONKS BANG AS ONE, AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF BASS SOUNDS IN REVERSE.

AN ENTITY OF UNRIVALLED POWER, DEVOURING ALL IN ITS PATH. SCENESTERS RUN AHEAD OF THE DUST CLOUD, THEIR BLACK CLOTHES AND NARROW MINDED TASTES BLOWING BEHIND THEM.

ONE GUY STOPS TO TAKE A SELFIE AND THE DONKS OBLITERATE HIM. THE ARMY ARE CALLED IN BUT IT IS TO NO AVAIL. SONIC WARFARE ON THIS LEVEL IS BEYOND THEIR CAPABILITIES.

THE ONLY THING THEY CAN DO IS EMBRACE THE DONK, HOLD IT TIGHT AND PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS AS EVERYTHING AROUND THEM IS LAID TO WASTE.
THERE CAN BE NO NON BELIEVERS IN THE POST DONKPOCALYPSE WASTELAND. DONKS WILL BE PLENTIFUL IN THIS BEAUTIFUL DONKTOPIA.
EVERY CITIZEN WILL RECEIVE AN ADIDAS ORIGINAL THREE STRIPE TRACKIE EVERY MONTH FROM THE REGIONAL DONKTHORITIES.

CRACKED COPIES OF FRUITY LOOPS AND CHART POP SAMPLES WILL BE DISTRIBUTED EVERY WEEK ALONG WITH THE POST. CITIZENS WILL ABIDE THE DONK, AND THE DONK WILL ABIDE BY THEM.

NON BELIEVERS WILL BE SENT TO RE-DONKUCATION CENTRES IN THE MOUNTAINS TO FULLY ASSIMILATE THEM TO THE BRAVE NEW DONK WORLD.
THE NEW NATIONAL ANIMAL WILL BE THE DONKIE AND EVERY HOUSEHOLD WILL BE PROVIDED WITH ONE.

OTHER GENRES OF MUSIC WILL BE TOLERATED, BUT THEY CAN ONLY BE PLAYED OUTSIDE OF CITY LIMITS, AND NOT BETWEEN 10PM AND 7AM.
FURTHER, ANYONE WANTING TO PLAY OTHER GENRES OF MUSIC WILL HAVE TO APPLY FOR A DONKWEIS, ISSUED BY LOCAL DONKTHORITIES,
AND THIS MAY BE REFUSED IF THE PERSON DOES NOT WEAR ADIDAS THREE STRIPE WHILE APPLYING.

THE DONKWEIS WILL BE ONLY ISSUED AFTER A SERIES OF TESTS,INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO ; DONK HISTORY, DONK CULTURE AND DONKIE ANATOMY.
ALL WEBSITE AND INFORMATION SERVICES WILL BE BANNED EXCEPT FOR DONKMAL.ERG, THE ONE TRUE SOURCE OF DONKFORMATION ON THE DONK WIDE WEB.

LISTEN.

CLOSER.

THE DONKS ARE GATHERING.

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